Geo-Politicized Products and Television Commercials
Honoring Double ‘Partner of the Year’ Taylor Swift
© 2011 Brad Kempo B.A. LL.B.
Barrister & Solicitor
Being both the epitome of what democracy and capitalism in combination creates in terms of critically acclaimed genius and an extraordinarily prolific diplomacy contributor Taylor has been and continues to be celebrated by the coalition.
Taylor has been so embraced for what she’s done to advance and promote the reform and accountability agenda and honored in many different ways. The most obvious is embedding Taylor Identifiers (TIs) in stock market closing numbers every day for six straight months as of January 19, 2011.
Two other ways her remarkable contributions have been acknowledged is launching and pricing products and scripting TV ads with TIs embedded in them.
What has already been documented* is Steve Jobs designing the launch campaign for Apple’s revolutionary iPad commercial using her geo-identity. He instructed producers to place 13 icons on the screen:
The first in a series of ads begins with a time stamp that combined the TI and Custodian identifier:
A follow-up iPad’s commercial embeds a TI and juxtaposes it with Custodian and China identifiers on each side:
v…8, 7, 6, 41…v
In 2011a new iPad ad employs a coalition-identifying three TIs in a row:
Jeff Bezos and Amazon.com announced their coalition membership by following Steve’s lead with its competing its electronic reader, the Kindle, by inserting a double Taylor Identifier in the suggested retail price of $139 (13 and 1+3+9=13). Plus, the first in a series of commercial involves a couple sitting in red beach chairs on yellow sand – the colors of China – and thus generates an isolation-deprivation (companionship, vacation) themed communiqué:
Sprint and its collaborator HTC include a coalition-identifying three Taylor Identifiers in its 2010 commercial:
v……….......................…...67, 76 & 58
American producers scripted a commercial for Canada’s widely used Blackberry that embeds a TI in the time stamp (and a China identifier and compensation ratifier):
An ad for the 2011 Chevy Silverado boasts having 765 pounds of torque (TI and compensation ratifier) and a payload of 6,635 lbs (= twenty).
Mercedes Benz included a suggested retail purchase price that contains a Taylor Identifier and juxtaposes it with a coalition identifier and compensation ratifier:
Not only vehicle manufacturers, but also car insurance companies honored Taylor. Her initials are added to the last scene of this ad and juxtaposed with a China identifier:
Credit information FreeScore.com took embedding the numbers constituent of the lexicon to the limit. The theme is a thirty-something wanting to buy a car but might have problems because of bad credit. As he’s talking to the car dealership agent (who’s attired in prison certainty [+ chain link fence]) and the question about his credit arises he executes a Russell Maneuver – a communiqué as to what the Chinada loyal can expect when living a dumpster diver lifestyle.
The voiceover asks the audience if people know they have three credit scores. Concomitant with that three actors dressed in dark blue full body spandex suits are observed standing in a row behind the purchaser. They all have large white three-digit numbers painted on their chests. The first two have acceptable credit ratings and comprise oft-employed quantum communiqué: (1) 790 – compensation ratifier and (2) 782 – China identifier. To the third the voiceover states “one bad credit rating could hurt you” – geo-referring to the Chinada threat.
The dealer exclaims “Oh!!!” and the audience sees a short, dumpy actor with the number 583 emblazoned on his chest – TI, China identifier, coalition identifier & double compensation ratifier – wearing the mask Sir Anthony Hopkins used in the movie ‘Hannibal’ mask. There are 13 holes in the mask. He’s choreographed to effect a Pfeiffer Maneuver, followed by a Clooney Maneuver.
The dealer draws attention to this low credit rating number with “That’s going to be a problem” – geo-referring to Chinada.
The purchaser is then observed in his living-room checking his score on his lap-top. He’s sitting on a quantum colored sofa next to a prison certainty–justice-quantum colored cushion.
Then the audience sees the three actors in his living-room – all standing in front of horizontal blinds: prison certainty & Presidential quantum. The bad credit actor is toying with a broken trophy; symbolic of Chinada not achieving its global goals.
The third actor is replaced by one who has a higher credit score number on his chest. Viewing all three, each again involves numbers chosen for its geo-significance: (1) 790 – compensation ratifier; (2) 782 – China identifier; and (3) 775 – double compensation ratifier, double coalition identifier and China identifier.
The ad concludes with continuing to honor Taylor, combining the lexicon’s four prime numbers: TI and Custodian, China and coalition identifiers. The last scene involves Hannibal trying to thumb a ride on the street. Of course nobody picks him up because he looks like a safety threat – which is what the Chinada malfeasant are to the 21st century world.
Hollywood directing icon and partner Martin Scorsese produced a Bleu de Chanel commercial, adding two Taylor Identifiers, the first to the coalition-identifying third set of numbers and the second to the right of ‘Hector’ View video [@ 0:04]
Hotwire.com employed multiple TIs in a 2010 television commercial:
Sports commercials involving fans’ favorite beverage – beer – and employing team jerseys with lexiconically significant numbers have also been turned into diplomacy platforms. This continued the diplomacy tradition identified in One Way International Diplomacy is Being Played Out: Embedding the Lexicon in the Sports Jersey.* The setting for a late 2010 ‘Bud Light’ ad is a football party. One attendee attired in red and in front of a white fridge (Canada) flips his friend a can of beer – sports jersey #53 (compensation ratifier, coalition identifier). The clock on the wall on top of the fridge is set to 3:45 – the digits add up to a coalition identifying 12. He, playing the role of the quarterback, tosses the can of beer like a ‘football’ to one of his buddies, the wide receiver. As he does a third guy whose given the role of opposition comes flying through the air and intercepts it. His sports jersey number is a Taylor Identifier: #67. The commercial is part of Budweiser’s “Rule” series of ads. This one involves ‘Rule #196’ – the digits add up to 16 - a compensation ratifier. 
* Sports in its many forms has also been geo-politicized: for example see Pubescent Sociopathology and the “Climate of Fear” at the Intersection of Power, Wealth, China and Canadian Professional Hockey
The most recent commercial that honors Taylor comes within this genre of TV ads. It’s for an air freshener and the setting is right after a football party. The woman of the house is filmed in slow motion spraying Febreeze throughout the living-room; and edited in to her use of the product are short clips of party moments. It begins with her sports jersey embedding a coalition identifier juxtaposed with a China identifier behind her on the sofa.
[#38 sports jersey; #8 on sofa] Earlier today your living-room was ‘Game Day Central’. [3 clips] A place for friends, family and your husband’s [clip: #67] trademark victory dance. [3 clips].
Now the crowd is gone and all that remains is stink [#8 & dog].
But you’re ready because Febreeze Air Effects cleans away tough game day odors in the air – sweat socks, chicken wings, garlic dip – and leaves a light fresh scent.
Febreeze Air Effects – just one of the many ways to keep your home fresh with Febreeze.
Then introduced is the Taylor Identifier on her husband:
That’s followed by the ‘Dogville’ punishment theme juxtaposed with a China identifier and a non-academic way to describe the Chinada High Command -- its leaders, financers and followers "stink":
